Being a student is very difficult. You have to study, which
is tedious, cumbersome, and irritating. Being part of the student body of North
South University means you have to take quizzes, submit assignments, and
prepare for presentations, among other tasks. You can stop worrying about
grades and enjoy life by not going to classes, not doing assignments and other
tasks, and being unprepared for anything the teacher might ask.
By not going to classes, you will have much more free time. Classes
are held at scheduled times, and they can often be convenient or tiring,
especially morning and afternoon classes. Instead of going to these classes,
you can socialize with your friends or your significant other. Doing so will
ensure that you will fail the course, but you will gain an enriched social
life. You can also enhance your other skills with this free time, or if you are
a loafer, you may to do nothing and just enjoy your existence as the world
whittles away.
Assignments are tedious tasks given by teachers to make your life difficult---simply say no. Most teachers dedicate large portions of their marks to assignments. Not doing them will ensure your failure in the course. However, it will also free up further time that you can dedicate to other, more fruitful tasks. Presentation and quizzes are there too; to get a good grade, you need lots of preparation beforehand. You can forget about these marks and go for long drives with your like minded friends. This ensure that you have great memories of your life instead of spending those moments in a stuffy suit in front of an irate teacher whose sole purpose is to make your life difficult.
Assignments are tedious tasks given by teachers to make your life difficult---simply say no. Most teachers dedicate large portions of their marks to assignments. Not doing them will ensure your failure in the course. However, it will also free up further time that you can dedicate to other, more fruitful tasks. Presentation and quizzes are there too; to get a good grade, you need lots of preparation beforehand. You can forget about these marks and go for long drives with your like minded friends. This ensure that you have great memories of your life instead of spending those moments in a stuffy suit in front of an irate teacher whose sole purpose is to make your life difficult.
Finally, if you decide on attending classes, you should be
unprepared for them. Do not, under any circumstances, read any course
materials. You should forget about the existence of the books prescribed for
the course. Instead of listening to the teacher done about unimportant topics,
you can plan your future outings and daydream about unmentionable elements. It also
shows your dedication towards failing that course, so the time was not wholly
wasted by attending the class.
As you can see, the above mentioned steps will ensure you will
fail any course taken by any teacher in North South University. Not going to
class, not completing assignments, and not prepare for class are the best ways
of not passing; they also help you enjoy life.
Courtesy: Rajiv Ashrafi (RAh)
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