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How to Fail Any Course in NSU


Being a student is very difficult. You have to study, which is tedious, cumbersome, and irritating. Being part of the student body of North South University means you have to take quizzes, submit assignments, and prepare for presentations, among other tasks. You can stop worrying about grades and enjoy life by not going to classes, not doing assignments and other tasks, and being unprepared for anything the teacher might ask.


By not going to classes, you will have much more free time. Classes are held at scheduled times, and they can often be convenient or tiring, especially morning and afternoon classes. Instead of going to these classes, you can socialize with your friends or your significant other. Doing so will ensure that you will fail the course, but you will gain an enriched social life. You can also enhance your other skills with this free time, or if you are a loafer, you may to do nothing and just enjoy your existence as the world whittles away.

Assignments are tedious tasks given by teachers to make your life difficult---simply say no. Most teachers dedicate large portions of their marks to assignments. Not doing them will ensure your failure in the course. However, it will also free up further time that you can dedicate to other, more fruitful tasks. Presentation and quizzes are there too; to get a good grade, you need lots of preparation beforehand. You can forget about these marks and go for long drives with your like minded friends. This ensure that you have great memories of your life instead of spending those moments in a stuffy suit in front of an irate teacher whose sole purpose is to make your life difficult.

Finally, if you decide on attending classes, you should be unprepared for them. Do not, under any circumstances, read any course materials. You should forget about the existence of the books prescribed for the course. Instead of listening to the teacher done about unimportant topics, you can plan your future outings and daydream about unmentionable elements. It also shows your dedication towards failing that course, so the time was not wholly wasted by attending the class.

As you can see, the above mentioned steps will ensure you will fail any course taken by any teacher in North South University. Not going to class, not completing assignments, and not prepare for class are the best ways of not passing; they also help you enjoy life.


Courtesy: Rajiv Ashrafi (RAh)

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